And this is how healthy moa birds are supposed to look.

My dear friends,

I come to you with a message from the distant past. Well not very distant, like sometime last week. That is when I am writing this, because at this very moment—err your time, not mine—I am hopefully arriving back on Los Angeles soil. My company kidnapped me for a weekend retreat, and it was glorious! I’m hoping, anyway. It better have been glorious… *shakes fist*

In any case, I hope I’m still in one piece, and I hope you all enjoyed the weekend! I will see you next week.